Toilet paper fit for a king! (or at least an Oscar nominee)

Oscar nominees receive many special items in their goodie bags. These items range from exceptionally rare champagne, to adult sex toys, and 2 week trips to Japan. Some very lucky Oscar goers may actually win an Oscar itself! However, one extra item is also present, which may knock all other gifts out of the water. Toilet bowl water that is.

If you’re still confused as to what we mean, it shall all become clear. Oscar nominees this year shall receive £194 worth of toilet roll. No, you read that right. Now, you may be thinking that almost £200 is a lot for toilet roll, and you would be correct. However, this is special toilet paper, that took a whopping 60 experts 5 years to create. The company that creates the paper, JOSEPH’S Toiletries, believes that ‘bottom cleansing’ has been ignored by many people, and aimed to do something about it.  

The paper is actually made out of 100% cellulose fibres, and is described as ‘cloud like’. If you have ever wanted to wipe your behind with a cloud, you now have that chance. You’re probably now fairly concerned about where to put this toilet paper, but have no fear, JOSEPH’S also includes a specialised box to hold the paper in. The box also includes a cleansing lotion and balancing moisturiser to keep your skin as smooth as a baby’s bottom (pun intended!).

This toilet paper has attracted celebrity endorsement as well. Gwyneth Paltrow reported that it was the ‘gold-standard’ of toilet roll on her lifestyle website, the Goop. And if anyone would know, it’s Gwyneth Paltrow. She is a Lifestyle guru and successful actress after all.

So there you have it. If you ever needed an excuse to become an Oscar worthy professional actor or actress, you now have that excuse. Luxury toilet paper.